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TWR · Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 12:09 pm Post subject:

Pitbulls ain't a problem... Gangsta's is...
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Jungle Ninja · Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 12:27 pm Post subject:

Well then let the pittbulls and gansta's fight eachother! Laughing

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spoilsport · Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 10:05 pm Post subject:

I can only speak for what I've seen in my little corner of the world, but I don't think that insane dogs are necessarily exclusive to any one group of people - except perhaps the 'trying to over-compensate for having a puny wang' group, if you catch my drift.

Laughing

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Mr Do · Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 11:53 am Post subject:

Janet Jackson showed even more than just her ugly, fat sweaty boob:

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ma3a_operat0r · Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 1:13 pm Post subject:

umm...lasafrog, last time i checked, "black" wasn't a race.

but....funny picture, jeroen Laughing

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TWR · Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 2:10 pm Post subject:

ma3a_operat0r wrote:

umm...lasafrog, last time i checked, "black" wasn't a race.

No dog race called "blacks", that's right... Wink

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Mr Do · Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 2:17 pm Post subject:

People who are on strike entered the City Hall of Rotterdam (where I work) to protest against the bad economy (long story).

I'm sitting in my office and I saw 200 angry people running around in the hallway. I used my invisible trick to draw no attention to them.
I succeded Cool

But than the fireman came with some firecrackers ( Confused

)
I thought of some terrorist attack Shocked

and hide under my desk mailing to my girl that I love here and this is the end.

Luckely I have this lock on my officedoor.
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Mr Do · Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 5:47 pm Post subject:

Our queen cost the people of Holland 83 mil. Euro a year from TAX Mad

Jeroen shouts: REPUBLIC REPUBLIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Saulty · Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 6:01 pm Post subject:

Recently in Devizes the groundsman of the Cricket Club built a bonfire out of branches and set light to it using paraffin and a rabbit that was hiding in the fire ran out. The rabbit was on fire and ran under the tool shed, setting light to it causing £60,000 worth of damage. Shocked

Unfortunately for the rabbit, it was burnt to death as well. Sad

Read about it here.

http://www.thisiswiltshire.co....l22ZM.html
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Halcyon · Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 7:22 pm Post subject:

I vote for the rabbit as the next British Prime Minister. Or maybe the Queen.
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Mr Do · Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:41 am Post subject:

They kidnapped a seal called Hannes.

This seal managed to escape from a German Zoo and was swimming all the way to Holland. We captured it and wanted to release him in the wild again...with other seals.
But we kept him a while to check on his if he's sick or not.

Yesterday they stole Hannes Shocked

No one have claimed responsabillity for this action yet....but I bet it are those bloody Germans Evil or Very Mad

......

Hear me my German brothers....if you don't give Hannes back...we will pick up our arms and start a rescue operation.

Silly

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hintenanstellen · Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:52 am Post subject:

We sentenced Hannes to death because of High Treason...

He gave away several football secrets on how to win
soccer championships... Wink

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Mr Do · Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:29 am Post subject:

hintenanstellen wrote:

We sentenced Hannes to death because of High Treason...

He gave away several football secrets on how to win
soccer championships... Wink

NO!!!!! Hannes Crying or Very sad

This means war...we will butcher every German seal we can find Twisted Evil

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hannibal · Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 7:48 pm Post subject:

At the national football arena a guy climbed to the top of the fence on the highest balcony, lost his balance and fell 15 metres and killed himself. All out of anger because of a red card.
Rolling Eyes

gorkur · Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:52 pm Post subject:

School teachers have been on a strike for six weeks now, and the next meeting will be in two weeks Confused

Reminds me of a certain Alice Cooper song I heard once Wink

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Mr Do · Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 2:00 pm Post subject:

This is not really local news.
But after i see what has happend in Denmark...it reminds me of that Firework factory that was placed right in the center of a town Confused

I hope that this factory in Denmark was located far out of the city center.

This is Holland: http://www.neukia.nl/index.php...kaboem.wmv

and this is Denmark: http://www.neukia.nl/index.php...igbang.wmv
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LeeT · Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 2:08 pm Post subject:

Something quite weird happened on the bus back from town today...

A woman was stood talking to her friend who was sat down opposite her. At a bus stop, an old man (over 60) got on and pushed into her when he went past and sat down. The when he went to get off the bus, she stuck her leg out and tried to trip him up! Then he said "I will f____ing smack you next time". She happened to get off at the same stop as him (also the same as my girlfriend and I) and I heard words exchanged between them before we walked off!

Some people! Shocked

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Brisby · Joined: 16 Oct 2003 Posts: 168

2000 tons fireworks exploded in a firework factory this wednesday in a Danish town called Kolding,
A fireman got killed, and 2000 people where evacuted, as 85 people got injured.
The catastrophe is over, and some of the citizens are going home to the safe areas.

http://www.bt.dk/billedgalleri/

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Brisby · Joined: 16 Oct 2003 Posts: 168

Sorry, did not see the catastrophe were posted before!

Mr Do · Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 2:35 pm Post subject:

Brisby wrote:

Sorry, did not see the catastrophe were posted before!

No problem man...I was wondering why this has happend over there.
And was the factory really near a living-space???
Our factory has whiped out an entire area.
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Brisby · Joined: 16 Oct 2003 Posts: 168

It was near a living space, it could had been wrose if it was around new years eve!
Today were there an article about the firework accident in the Netherlands (Can´t remember the name) in the local newspaper.

merman · Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 12:10 pm Post subject:

A friend of my parents was out there fighting the fire... Fortunately he was not hurt.
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Happy Hamster · Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:52 am Post subject:

A couple of years ago i read a really funny newsbit in a local paper.Two teenagers had been beat up by a drunk.The teens reported that they had been walking around singing the Accept song "Balls to the Wall", when they we´re attacked (unprovoked) by the drunken man.While there is nothing funny about someone being beat up, i though it was hilarious that the newspaper had even bothered to mention the bit about them singing the Accept song. Laughing

TWR · Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 8:10 am Post subject:

Happy Hamster wrote:

A couple of years ago i read a really funny newsbit in a local paper.Two teenagers had been beat up by a drunk.The teens reported that they had been walking around singing the Accept song "Balls to the Wall", when they we´re attacked (unprovoked) by the drunken man.While there is nothing funny about someone being beat up, i though it was hilarious that the newspaper had even bothered to mention the bit about them singing the Accept song. Laughing

What the heck!?! They got beaten up by a drunk? What kind of metal-wannabe's were they? They should have smashed his face in and then cracked his balls to the wall... Mad

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Mr Do · Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 8:47 am Post subject:

Holland is in war with the terrorists.
Swat teams have attacked some houses in Den Haag.
Some arrests, some explosions (3 cops wounded)

People are angry....they burned down Muslim schools.

Our FBI has a leak...there was this Maroccan guy who informed all Extremist that they where being watched.

It's not possible to fly over Den Haag too.
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