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Mr Do · Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:11 pm Post subject:

Stupid terrorists Evil or Very Mad

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gklinger · Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:05 pm Post subject:

I don't know if this is terrorism so much as the work of the criminally insane. The driver has to be funny in the head.
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Mr Do · Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:32 pm Post subject:

gklinger wrote:

I don't know if this is terrorism so much as the work of the criminally insane. The driver has to be funny in the head.

The guy was waiting for that bus with our Queen inside. His main goal was to crash into that bus. I wonder if he was criminally insane. He doesn't have any criminal record or some history with mental illness.
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genrex · Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 2:18 am Post subject:

Why did he do it? Is the royal family so much hated in Netherlands? Or was he just seeking some attention??? Sad about the 4 killings Sad

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Mr Do · Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 3:43 pm Post subject:

genrex wrote:

Why did he do it? Is the royal family so much hated in Netherlands? Or was he just seeking some attention??? Sad about the 4 killings Sad

He died this morning....so I guess we never know Sad

I was very intrested in what kind of punishment he would get.
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K.C. · Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:00 pm Post subject:

Ferdi Elsas, hijacker and murderer of Gerit-Jan Heijn (1987), died today.

In 1988 he was arrested and went to jail for 10 (!) years. After that he was sent to a psychiatric clinic for another 3 years. He became a free man in august 2001.

Today Ferdi Elsas died at the age of 66 years when he was riding on his bicycle. He was hit by a swinging loader...

Matt · Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:59 pm Post subject:

so that was weird, local news?

Mr Do · Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:31 pm Post subject:

Not local news....but pretty typical news is that three prisoners, including one of Belgium's most dangerous criminals, have staged an audacious escape, breaking out in broad daylight aboard a hijacked helicopter.

This reminds me of the escape attempt from Marc Dutroux
(Belgium's most famous convicted pedophile, murderer and a leader of an international child pornography and prostitution ring). He was also able to escape (thank god the caught him again !!!)

Nice to know our neighbours can't handle extreem dangerous psychopaths Sad

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Mr Do · Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:33 pm Post subject:

K.C. wrote:

Ferdi Elsas, hijacker and murderer of Gerit-Jan Heijn (1987), died today.

In 1988 he was arrested and went to jail for 10 (!) years. After that he was sent to a psychiatric clinic for another 3 years. He became a free man in august 2001.

Today Ferdi Elsas died at the age of 66 years when he was riding on his bicycle. He was hit by a swinging loader...

Better persons have died K.C.
Let's call it karma.
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Matt · Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:34 am Post subject:

Mr Do wrote:

Nice to know our neighbours can't handle extreem dangerous psychopaths :(

yeah how lovely, isn't it?
if was up to me I'd gladly send them all to your nice generous lovely beautiful country.
hup holland hup!

d0c · Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 12:23 pm Post subject:

here we have a few from norway....

ram on wire...

http://www.vg.no/nyheter/utrol...tid=556350

women parking...

http://www.vg.no/nyheter/innen...tid=556324

mouse in hole...

http://www.vg.no/nyheter/innen...tid=556371
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Mr Do · Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 4:10 pm Post subject:

What is the story about that ram Shocked

??
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d0c · Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 4:17 pm Post subject:

Mr Do wrote:

What is the story about that ram Shocked

??

there is a wire mounted to the mountain and a fence, where the ram eats grass... the ram did get outside of the fence that should keep it away from the wire.... then the ram hooked his horns to the wire while eating, trying to get loose did just throw him out on the wire...
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i thought photoshopping. Wink

Mr Do · Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 4:58 pm Post subject:

d0c wrote:

Mr Do wrote:

What is the story about that ram Shocked

??

there is a wire mounted to the mountain and a fence, where the ram eats grass... the ram did get outside of the fence that should keep it away from the wire.... then the ram hooked his horns to the wire while eating, trying to get loose did just throw him out on the wire...

ah....I get it now (I think Very Happy

)

The news of today (again...no local news) was that;

Lady Ga Ga has a penis Laughing

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K.C. · Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:01 pm Post subject:

d0c wrote:

Mr Do wrote:

What is the story about that ram Shocked

??

there is a wire mounted to the mountain and a fence, where the ram eats grass... the ram did get outside of the fence that should keep it away from the wire.... then the ram hooked his horns to the wire while eating, trying to get loose did just throw him out on the wire...

Ah, now I understand what happened.
I thought that the ram tried to listen to the phone calls that go through these cables. Wink

LeGurk · Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:59 pm Post subject:

Yesterday, a guy who was running across a main street completely naked, caused a car accident in Dietzenbach near Frankfurt, Germany. He told the police, he was "a religious figure". He was sent to an asylum.

Thunderer · Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 3:28 am Post subject:

Sorry, I had to revive this ole thread. This is probably the weirdest news you are going to read for a while

http://shine.yahoo.com/parenti...00388.html

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Beck Laxton, 46, and partner Kieran Cooper, 44, have spent half the decade concealing the gender of their son, Sasha.
....

For years, Becks has been referring to her child, the youngest of three, as "the infant"....

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The big no-no's are hyper-masculine outfits like skull-print shirts and cargo pants. In one photo, sent to friends and family, Sasha's dressed in a shiny pink girl's swimsuit.

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Sixteen Plus · Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 4:22 am Post subject:

Thunderer wrote:

Sorry, I had to revive this ole thread. This is probably the weirdest news you are going to read for a while

http://shine.yahoo.com/parenti...00388.html

Quote:

Beck Laxton, 46, and partner Kieran Cooper, 44, have spent half the decade concealing the gender of their son, Sasha.
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For years, Becks has been referring to her child, the youngest of three, as "the infant"....

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The big no-no's are hyper-masculine outfits like skull-print shirts and cargo pants. In one photo, sent to friends and family, Sasha's dressed in a shiny pink girl's swimsuit.

More about it here.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/ho...years.html

To allow his real personality shine through? Sure it will, when he disowns his parents after years of humiliation they've put him through, and bullying now all the locals and kids know. What parent in their right mind would do this crazy social experiment on their own child?

I would hardly call it gender-neutral, seeing as she couldn't wait to dress him up in girls dresses at every opportunity. Her excuse of boys and girls common preferences of toys and clothes being stupid stereotypes is total nonsense, it's just what naturally separates masculinity from feminiinity and have been so for 1000's of years. Bloody hippies.

More likely is that she was disappointed that he wasn't born female. She's deliberately and forcefully trying to feminise him, giving him a feminine name, they could have given him a more appropriate neutral name like Jamie or Kelly etc. Instead, they've put him at real risk of an identity crisis and bullies. He didn't look too happy in the fairy photo. Now she's gone and told the whole world about it. Poor lad.
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Troy · Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:46 pm Post subject:

The mother says, "And I could never persuade anyone in the group to come round for coffee. They just thought I was mental."

No shit?!

I predict 'the infant' will go on to become a top cage fighter, or join the SAS, or anything else that'll horrify his godawful parents.

Tigro · Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:28 am Post subject:

They are idiots. Human biology does respect gender neutrality. There is a very strong evolutionary reason for gender differences. The very mechanism used to pass on geneteic code respects gender. Mitochondrial DNA almost comes always comes from the female. These people are human refuse. Let them die off. It really gets on my goat when people try to force cultural beliefs on others particularly when it violates biology. It just makes no freaking sense.

Gurt · Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:14 am Post subject:

Oh dear, I can have fun with this thread. I'm sure all the other Aussies are familiar with NT News, the most bizarre newspaper in Australia (and it has healthy competition from the Townsville Bulletin!), but if you're not, here's the best place to look:

http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/...territory/

Here is an all-in-one story, summing up the best stories of 2011.

For those with even less time or who prefer visual gags, try Google Image Search!

Sixteen Plus · Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 3:57 pm Post subject:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/ho...a-day.html

50-60 years from now, I wonder how many of us will still be tinkering with the old Commodore? Cool

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mistermsk · Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:36 pm Post subject:

Not too local but thought it would be interesting to read.

Man suffers heart attack at Heart Attack Grill
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