A few more details (and all of this happens within 10 minutes of firing up the game so don't worry - I'm not giving away all of the surprises!):
- Lord British says "I'm locking myself in this room and I'm not leaving until you fix this problem for me!"
- A guard says, "You're lucky - you get to leave! I'm SICK of this *($@(*$# song!
- Gwenno dumps Iolo and Iolo begs you to help him get her back
- Minax, Mondain and Exodus have taken over Empath Abbey, the Lycaeum and Serpent's Hold to corrupt the principles from Truth, Love and Courage to Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll. I'll leave it to your imagination to guess the eight principles!
- When you walk into the court of Yew, Judge Wapner - yes THAT Judge Wapner - is on the bench presiding a case over Tom Selleck vs. David Hasselhoff!
- When you walk into Vesper you run into Cooter, Roscoe, Boss Hogg and Daisy! (If you don't know who they are, I'm not telling you!

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- When you run into a troll it's called a FORUM troll

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